bear holding a shark 

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

bear holding a shark by christofer1 May 17, 2014

bear cub syndrome 

When in winter time your children want to sit up under or hang around you

My kids have been around me all day. It's the bear cub syndrome.

bear cub syndrome by Shay3030 May 2, 2018

Bear Knots 

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.

My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.

Bear Knots by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

bear's pears 

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.

I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.

bear's pears by DeadMichael February 6, 2018

bear river high school 

A cancerous hell-hole where kids are forced to go, to get taught how to fail in life. Walking around the halls you are likely to hear at least one "I want to die" per minute. Located in Grass Valley California. Even though the school is called Bear River, the mascot is a Bruin, because for some reason Bear was not good enough.

GOD BEAR RIVER HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS

bear river high school by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 1, 2018

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

Bear Nuts by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Bear Snagging 

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.

I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole

Bear Snagging by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021