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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015
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You got your high beams on

This is said when the one with the one with the high beams on is hating on another.
My cousin was giving me static about my highschool girlfriend and i said "dude why you got your high beams on?"
by courtniv January 11, 2008
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated
Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg
by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020
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crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.
joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011
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Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023
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