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Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
by DJayce October 26, 2011
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Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.
Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."
by alfonsothepirate February 14, 2008
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barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.
O dear barnsley, not again...
by oracle March 12, 2004
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banus

hey Banus, stick that banana into your anus!
by Ruud Banus October 13, 2003
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Barnes

A man who whinges about not being able to do the math work in a classroom.
Conor- I cant do it sir. Its too hard.

J- Stop whinging about the work, your such a barnes.

Sir- Yes you are a barnes Conor.
by T Pepper May 17, 2010
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Barnstable high school

A high school in Barnstable ma that had a pretty high population. The school isn’t the prettiest looking and they’re known for a lot of drugs. They cannot beat their rivals, falmouth high school. Also referred to as “stable”
by Go falmouth January 27, 2019
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Barnsley FC

A poor league 1 team who still see themselves as a big club just because of one pathetic season in the Premiership and cant accept that Oakwell will always be a shadow to the Galpharm.
Cant believe we've just swapped one poor Yorkshire club for an even worse one which hasn't even got any money to waste on goldfish.
by Stephen McPhail and Jacob Burns December 25, 2004
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