Barking Devil Dog 

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.

"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."

Barking Devil Dog by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012

barking spider 

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.

barking spider by Rick C. May 14, 2005

Barka Kids 

Barcelona fan Kids who started watching football yesterday and bark everywhere about their senseless logics.

Guy 1. Did you hear that new pre-assist thing?
Guy 2. Yes,, Barka Kids and their logics

Barka Kids by -Zacks- May 18, 2016

barkbox 

A lighthearted and childlike term for an endlessly yapping, pneumatic little canine.

Our little barkbox is just one of a multitude of informal and vociferous four-legged emissaries to the rest of the neighborhood who may not comprehend or appreciate the cultural importance of them being here and making their voices heard!

barkbox by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

barkitecture 

A term used to describe the practice of designing a building or a home with dogs and their needs in mind.

This house has the very best barkitecture that money can buy!

barkitecture by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021

Sir Barksalot 

A playful nickname for a neighborhood dog who is a seriously annoying super yapper.

Must I listen to you throughout my entire sleepless night, Sir Barksalot?!

Sir Barksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

clive barkering 

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015