Barebacking a Bronco

To engage in an activity that is so far beyond your ability that common sense should dictate it's a bad idea. And yet...

"He only got the job because of his brother. He's barebacking a bronco if he thinks he can keep the shareholders happy."

by TexanChief June 28, 2022

Bartaco

Furniture store similar to Pier1 owned by Crate & Barrel.

I just got a great new coffee table from Bartaco.

by Los1 May 6, 2022

Bartard

A simple man with a simple foot fetish.

I once went to a shoe store and found a wild Bartard.

by StinkyPopcorn September 13, 2022

bareable conditions

Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.

Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Bareback Knob Tickler

The string that hangs off the IUD (form of contraception) inside the woman's vagina

Man, I was deep inside this chick last night and I could feel the bareback knob tickler stroking on my cock with each pump

by PotatoPunani June 17, 2023

Bartank

A word you say to someone who is extremely short, annoying, or stupid

dude you’re such a bartank

by Very Professional Person September 5, 2023

batetarded

Similar to “gooning” when you’ve jacked off for such a long session (hours) that you have no sense of place, time…or anything else.

Bro…that dude just spent hundreds of dollars on porn sites and spent hours on his meat…dude is totally batetarded

by BigBob400 September 30, 2023