Thunder Bags

A woman's breasts. Popularized by The Simpsons on Season 24 Episode 7 " The Day the Earth Stood Cool"

No one judges my wife's thunder bags. -Homer

by Spaceghostpurp January 25, 2015

Briggs Bang Theory

A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.

'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'

'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Bagseed

The seeds you pick out of your bag of weed.

Me: Dude! My weed plant is starting to flower!
Friend: Nice! What seeds did you purchase?
Me: None, im just using bagseed.

by pblaxx April 1, 2009

Bang Off

To Bang off is to ride or die for someone. The same idea as 50/50. Means I ride for you, you ride for me. Usually said when giving someone dap and pointing the index finger at them instead of keeping a closed fist. It's a symbol that you're really cool with someone, cool enough to ride for them. If you don't do that to someone or they don't do it back to you it's not disrespect, it just means they don't mess with you like that and that it's just a formal/polite shake.

1. Aight soldier, I'm outt, Bang Off.
2. That's my nigga Justin, it's Bang Off for him.
3. I Bang Off for my brother.

by Shotta August 30, 2007

bang mommy

A woman expected by her male parter to fulfill a mother-like role in supporting his needs (e.g. cooking, cleaning, and soothing bad moods) but also provide sex on demand.

I broke up with Daniel because I'm just a bang mommy to him.

by nbnerd June 25, 2021

Fun Bags

Slang word for womens breast. Such as tits, boobies, hotters and so on.

Guy1: Look at the fun bags on that girl.

Guy2: Yeah she as such huge breat.

by Freak Show July 31, 2008

Bandsexual

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012