pooted on my balls

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude March 5, 2016

Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.

Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 22, 2018

Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?

I’m just trying ball sack in my anus

by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020