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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 7, 2023
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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Busy My Balls

To Gently Massage Ones Balls from below.
Nothing gets me through the day like running upstairs and asking her to busy my balls during the work day.
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
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busy my balls

Massaging one’s Balls from underneath
In order to get through the long work day. At times I have to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
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busy my balls

To massage one’s balls from underneath or up a pant leg
Sometimes the only way I can make it through the day is to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls for a few minutes. Nothings better than getting your balls busied!!
by Warden Norton June 20, 2024
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Biting my balls

Something said when someone is pressuring you into doing something you don’t want to do.
Can you stop biting my balls please
by Millycarn May 26, 2025
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