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Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.
Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.
by Daman13 March 20, 2024
mugGet the Cum badgemug.

Badge dance

The movements a person makes at work when they realize they do not have their security badge with them to get into the building or when they forgot to put their badge on and get locked out of their work area.
Today I saw Brent doing the badge dance outside the door of his work area. He forgot to put on his security badge when he went to the bathroom and got locked out.
by SuiteG May 18, 2011
mugGet the Badge dancemug.

no badges

A term stemmed from the video game series 2K meaning that you are bad or negative at an activity or as a person.

Might be also used in the context of your 2k overall out of 100, 60 being the absolute worst.
Jared can't bag that girl, hes a 60 ovr with no badges.
by Creest June 26, 2025
mugGet the no badgesmug.

Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?
by Chichimec January 1, 2024
mugGet the Paper badgemug.
A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
mugGet the Boy/girl next door with a badgemug.

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.
Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022
mugGet the Badge-Surfingmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

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