An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to
Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by
way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.
For the female counterpart of this
definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
Rob the
Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the
Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the
Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the
Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in
front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the
Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
