Australian Death Mask 

When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth

Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?

Australian Death Mask by scafer6 December 27, 2009

Australian Juice 

When you pour a juice of some sort into a woman's vagina and then eat her out. When describing the juice, you place the type of juice you poured in between the two words.

Bill: When I ate her out I mixed some Australian Juice.
Ted: What kind
Bill: Australian Orange Juice. It was delicious.

Australian Juice by Brook, Lopez September 12, 2011

Australian Afro 

The afro... down under.

That "dancer" had an impressive australian afro.

Australian Afro by chrisvt08 March 5, 2011

Australian Shower

Is a shower where you first wet yourself, then turn the water off and lather your body up with soap. When you are done, you turn the water on and rinse off. This method is used when trying to conserve water.

We were camping, and had limited water supply, so we opted to take "Australian Showers" to conserve our water supply.

Australian Shower by xerox445 December 18, 2011

australian rules football 

a pathetic excuse for aussies to excel in something, they are inept at real sports like football and rugby and thus they created their own "sport" to give themselves something to cheer about

random aussie: "ello mate! lets watch some australian rules football"
Any other person from another country: "i'd rather not"

australian rules football by sad truth July 12, 2009

Australian tequila shot 

Taking a shot of tequila by: (in this order)

1. Snorting a line of salt.
2. Taking the shot.
3. You or a friend squirting lime into your eye.

Also known as a, "suicide tequila shot."

"Hey Ryan, Austin, Sean! Lets all take Australian tequila shots!"

"Only with Patron will I ever take another Australian tequila shot."

Australian tequila shot by M. J. Smith January 23, 2008

Australian Bowtie

When you rub your sweaty balls on tissue paper and tie it around a friend's car's door handle.

My friends hacked my facebook so I gave them each an Australian bowtie.

Australian Bowtie by FOOPMEISTER aka CRISCO TOPHER August 4, 2010