Aussieness - extremely Australian, usually defined by: A lot of alcohol consumption, Backyard sports, alcohol consumption, watching the footy, cooking snags, and more alcohol consumption.
Bloke 1: Hey MATE! you comin over for the footy?!
Bloke 2: Yeah sure mate! ill bring the stubbies!
American 1: whats that?
American 2: I believe its called "aussieness"
Bloke 2: Yeah sure mate! ill bring the stubbies!
American 1: whats that?
American 2: I believe its called "aussieness"
by That guy with blue eyes February 7, 2010
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The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.
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The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.
Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!
(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.
Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!
(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.
Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
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