An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
A thought experiment on the human reaction to being sent each letter of the alphabet individually with or without punctuation
by Wildethoughts October 10, 2021
An A-Z list of "non-standard" objects or activities:
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
AWLternative: A different tool/method for line-scribing and hole-piercing.
BALLternative: Something other than a "bouncy sphere" for kids to play with.
BAWLternative: Doing something besides loud tearful carrying-on.
CALLternative: Any socializing-activity other than a teenage-girl's typical favorite.
CAWlternative: Yes, crows are indeed handsome and smart, but let's look at some other feathered friends, as well.
DOLLternative: A less gender-based toy for young girls.
EALternative: Teaching something other than English as a "second language".
FALLternative: Anything besides tumbling outta da Ugly Tree.
GALLternative: (1) An attitude other than temerity. (2) Less-destructive methods to avoid surface-abrasion damage.
HALLternative: Architecture not employing passageways.
IAlternative: A designation other than feminine.
JAWlternative: Anything besides flappin' yer gums, so dat others can have a little peace and quiet!
LAWlternative: When Steve Lehto speaks about a non-legal topic on YouTube.
MAlternative: Handing a problem yourself and instead of always just yelling for your mummy.
MAWlternative: Any activity dat avoids getting near da powerful chompers of a greedy/voracious animal.
NAWlternative: Any response other than just a flat "negatory".
OAlternative: A different treatment-approach to food-binging besides boring weekly meetings.
PALLternative: Cremation or other burial-procedure not involving a coffin.
More examples of alphabetical alternatives:
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
PAULternative: Anything not involving everyone's favorite giant lumberjack.
PAWlternative: (1) Anything dat doesn't involve an animal's furry foot. (2) Problem-solving on your own, without always yelling for yer Daddy.
QUAlternative: Any topic not referring to "in the capacity or character of".
RAWlternative: Zheesh, you back-to-nature hippie-freak --- have a little cooked food once in a while!
SAULternative: Seeking da judgement/wisdom of someone other than a tempestuous spear-thrower.
SAWlternative: Letting a tree remain standing.
TALLternative: Consulting a short-to-medium-height person.
UAlternative: Approaching a film-studio other than da MGM-owned giant.
VAULTernative: What da bad guys in da 1971 caper-film "Dollars" should have utilized for storing their ill-gotten loot.
WALLternative: What "Da Donald" should have sought much earlier than now for excluding illegal Mexican immigrants.
WALTERnative: What Achmed should seek for advice/fellowship, since said crabby ol' fart scares da crap outta him.
XAlternative" Pertaining to something other than finance or da stock market.
YAlternative: Anything other than a straight-positive response.
YAWlternative: Movement other than directional-rotation, such as pitch and roll.
YAWLternative: Any wind-driven boat other than da dainty "triangle-shaped sail array" design.
ZAlternative: Any culinary section other than da classic disk-shaped Italian flatbread.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation
If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
by kidla November 06, 2010
'Stats 'n' specs of various items, in A-Z order:
AAttributes: Da minutes of your last sobriety meeting.
BATtributes: Details of either (1) baseball-whacking devices or (2) winged cave-dwelling mammals (bonus fact --- they are **not** blind!)
CATtributes: Da specifics of what makes Garfield tick.
DATtributes: Da nitty-gritty about modern recording-cassettes.
EATtributes: How someone stuffs his face.
FATtributes: Similar to da previous definition, except dat it measures how obese said face-stuffer gets from his debauched gluttony.
GATTributes: Da specifics of da infamous "free 'n' fair worldwide commerce" resolution.
HATtributes: Da fussy details about your headwear.
JATtributes: Da unique culture of northeast-area inhabitants of India and Pakistan.
KATTributes: Da airing-schedule and programming-themes of da OKC-based FM radio station.
LATTributes: Da main plot of da famous "cute doggies nibbling da same strand of spaghetti" animated movie.
MATtributes: Da make/model, dimensions, color, texture, firmness, etc. of yer exercise-pad.
AAttributes: Da minutes of your last sobriety meeting.
BATtributes: Details of either (1) baseball-whacking devices or (2) winged cave-dwelling mammals (bonus fact --- they are **not** blind!)
CATtributes: Da specifics of what makes Garfield tick.
DATtributes: Da nitty-gritty about modern recording-cassettes.
EATtributes: How someone stuffs his face.
FATtributes: Similar to da previous definition, except dat it measures how obese said face-stuffer gets from his debauched gluttony.
GATTributes: Da specifics of da infamous "free 'n' fair worldwide commerce" resolution.
HATtributes: Da fussy details about your headwear.
JATtributes: Da unique culture of northeast-area inhabitants of India and Pakistan.
KATTributes: Da airing-schedule and programming-themes of da OKC-based FM radio station.
LATTributes: Da main plot of da famous "cute doggies nibbling da same strand of spaghetti" animated movie.
MATtributes: Da make/model, dimensions, color, texture, firmness, etc. of yer exercise-pad.
More examples of alphabetic attributes include:
NATtributes: What makes Nathan his own unique self.
OATtributes: Da quality and price of da grain dat you feed your hoofed-and-maned friend in da back yard.
PATtributes: Specifics of either (1) when/how ya administer soothing/affectionate "laying on of hands", or (2) what's special about your Irish guy/gal-pal.
QATtributes: Da appearance, growing-method, uses, etc. of da euphoria-producing flowering plant from Ethiopia.
RATtributes: How Mr. Mole's best friend lives and thinks.
SATtributes: Describes how students are forced to plant their butts for long periods to take a stupid end-of-term exam.
TATtributes: Da "getting even" specifics dat Madea describes to Dr. Phil during their infamous "getters gettin' got" dialogue.
VATtributes: Da dimensions, volume/capacity, etc. of large open-topped storage/processing tubs.
WATTributes: Describes da quality/quantity of da angry pixies supplied by da power company.
XATtributes: What a specific totem pole looks like, and da history behind it.
YATtributes: Da unique qualities of New Orleans accents.
ZATtributes: Za zhortcut of zaying, "Is that".
NATtributes: What makes Nathan his own unique self.
OATtributes: Da quality and price of da grain dat you feed your hoofed-and-maned friend in da back yard.
PATtributes: Specifics of either (1) when/how ya administer soothing/affectionate "laying on of hands", or (2) what's special about your Irish guy/gal-pal.
QATtributes: Da appearance, growing-method, uses, etc. of da euphoria-producing flowering plant from Ethiopia.
RATtributes: How Mr. Mole's best friend lives and thinks.
SATtributes: Describes how students are forced to plant their butts for long periods to take a stupid end-of-term exam.
TATtributes: Da "getting even" specifics dat Madea describes to Dr. Phil during their infamous "getters gettin' got" dialogue.
VATtributes: Da dimensions, volume/capacity, etc. of large open-topped storage/processing tubs.
WATTributes: Describes da quality/quantity of da angry pixies supplied by da power company.
XATtributes: What a specific totem pole looks like, and da history behind it.
YATtributes: Da unique qualities of New Orleans accents.
ZATtributes: Za zhortcut of zaying, "Is that".
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Assets, Agents, and Affiliates of Organizations like the FBI, CIA and DOJ that participate, coordinate and officiate illegal activity- The tend to partake in illegal activates and then snitch so that they get off on the actions that they coordinated or things they've done in the past. See Agent Provocateur for partial understanding
Person 1: You say Jason In the new whip?
Person 2: I don't check for Jason since he got off on hitting that dude with no charge
Person 1: What you think
Person 2: He on that alphabet soup, He hang with a lot rats now. Say he Alphabet Mafia
Person 2: I don't check for Jason since he got off on hitting that dude with no charge
Person 1: What you think
Person 2: He on that alphabet soup, He hang with a lot rats now. Say he Alphabet Mafia
by TrapAngel July 28, 2021