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After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck
Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.
by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012
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get after it

To aggressively get fucked up. To go big. To consume party drugs and alcohol in an effort to become extremely wasted, yet still fired up enough to stay up late.
by partyboysf April 8, 2007
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After Dark

Usually meaning nudity, or other sexuality.
The Freshprince after dark
Hilary posses for playboy

Bart of Darkness (The Simpsons)
Bart works at a "strip" house
by -Uncle January 26, 2011
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After The Flash

A popular role-playing game on roblox that takes place in the future. The main lore involves fictional ACMF (Asian Continental Military Force) and the NATO. They had a third world war and the end was two large nukes completely fucking up the world. It was created by ChadTheCreator with the most popular installment in the series a being ATF: Deep Six.
Guy: That fucking MEB Railtank sunk the USS Winfall

Guy 2: I know right!
Guy 3: This is why I love After The Flash.
by MEB Railtank August 4, 2018
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after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.
Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.
by oojuu March 26, 2003
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Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.
by Charles Yim October 19, 2010
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after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.
I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.
by Coke Munk June 15, 2009
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