Parol: Hey Seth, do you wanna go clubbing with us and get waaaaaaaasted?
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE
Seth: I've never actually been drunk before
Parol: OOOOOOOOOH SHIET WE GOT US A ALCOHOL VIRGIN HERE
by Inivikan August 17, 2014
somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.
they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.
anything within reason, of course.
they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.
anything within reason, of course.
Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.
'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'
'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'
by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009
The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.
by Chris March 26, 2003
me: She's so dependant on alcohol she's an alcohol junkie.
you: Do you mean alcoholic?
me: I suppose you could say that.
you: Do you mean alcoholic?
me: I suppose you could say that.
by alcohol junkie January 29, 2018
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla, better hit the deck like the card dealer
by *insert something original* December 21, 2020
Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.
Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.
by myra197 August 08, 2010
1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.
2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.
2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.
The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.
by a. wang October 04, 2010