Second year

A complete waste of time in an Irish teenagers life.

Your in second year ? Oh ya that’s a f*cking doss.

by b0b04 November 22, 2018

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014

Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

by gillygoat December 13, 2019

Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

by Etoufee December 2, 2016

sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,

Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!

by Casey Smith January 3, 2008

sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.

I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.

by know the toe September 19, 2003

second base

1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.

1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.

by MastePlan May 17, 2004