puppy snack

some one that is being useless or "being a pussy"

"stop being such a puppy snack, your not helping at all"

by em1phobic June 10, 2021

Puppy Break

When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").

Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.

by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016

mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.

Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…

by leigh_romo December 8, 2014

Puppy Shackles

Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.

I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017