Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Eugene

A individual who is good at hiding aks in their bag with extended mag like it's MW remastered with fmj usually found wearing fedora/trench coat

When a Eugene shows up it's time to run

by Chris2289 November 28, 2019

Eugene

Eugene is a very odd man. He likes soccer. But most of all, he absolutely loves hentai and Valorant.

Hey, did you see Eugene? Yeah he's playing Valorant.

by MON00122300 April 14, 2022

Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.

Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.

by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023

jung eugene

Eugene is someone gorgeous and talented. My favorite Kdrama's by her include Romance is a Bonus Book and Snowdrop

Who is your favorite actress again?
Oh it's Jung Eugene!

by jenlisaforever January 27, 2022

Eugene

Big strong man who dates girls named Alyssa

That man is such a eugene

by Not-Eugene April 8, 2022

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021