Bible Zone

When an individual refuses to engage sexually with you because of their religioious or spiritual beliefs.

"She is so hot but won't have sex with me because she says she is saving herself for marriage. I think I got put in the Bible Zone."

by UP_YOURS_CANADA October 11, 2014

swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 23, 2019

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009

bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper

man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.

by juliusceaser April 24, 2010

bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.

"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."

by Futile Crush May 20, 2010

Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.

"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"

by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009