dirty zombie

When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom

Mark:Look at Seven's bitch walking around like a dirty zombie.
Lisa: damn I wish I was her!!

by Elizammm January 20, 2020

Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.

I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.

by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007

Zombie Stomp

the act of continuing to beat someone, after you have already rendered them unconcious, so as to appear as mindless as a zombie, stomping out a helpless, prostrate individule

dude, i heard you really taught that guy a lesson, who who grabbed your girlfriends ass...

yeah, i completely zombie stomped the worthless motherfucker

by Centaution December 29, 2009

zombie outbreak

Any situation whereby a number of zombies, usually viral zombies, have come to exist in a given area and are threatening the local population. There are different classifications of outbreak, from small isolated incedents to a worldwide explosion of zombies. To counteract this problem, there are zombie survivalist groups, such as OZORT, that work to allow people to discuss what to do in the event of various stages of zombie outbreak.

There was a small zombie outbreak in Cambodia a few years back, but the local millitary contained the issue before it became a crisis.

by Edward Stevens August 24, 2006

zombie survivalist

Someone either working independantly or as part of an organization who plans and helps educate people on what to do in the event of a zombie outbreak. A number of organizations, such as ozort, make their strategies available to the public and have online forums and websites that allow people and discuss ideas.

The zombie outbreak was prevented thanks to the work of a zombie survivalist group in the area.

by John Jackson August 24, 2006

Futenma Zombies

Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.

LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

by BROSKEW April 15, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse

The end of the world by way of biochecmically regenerated humans thats only plan is to kill off all life on the planet. Zombies are the Archenemy of the FreeAgents.

Zombie apocalypse has started we must get to a safe place.

by budo March 16, 2009