13 years-old

First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).

Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 17, 2006

New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

100 years

a) The age of the Queen of England
b) The length of time according to Stuart Bawden, that it takes for light from the Sun to travel to Earth.

a) "Geez man, that Queenie in England is like 100 years old!"
b) Alyssa: "Stu, how long does it take light to travel from the Sun to Earth?"
Stuart: "Umm..100 years?"
Alyssa: "No, Stuart. It's 8 minutes."

by Blueknightess March 23, 2005

Be a ROM for 5,000 years.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to tell an ignorant and/or inexperienced member not to post a message; ROM is an acronym for Read Only Member

Hey, n00b, be a ROM for 5,000 years.

by Abajian December 26, 2005

golden years

Times past, looked back upon through the failing site of later years as being much happier and safer than they actually were.

Today's baby boomers often reminisce about their golden years, the 1960s.

by flackrat September 23, 2003

for 20 long years!!!

what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.

Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!


girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!

by Cheesebadger January 10, 2005

28 years

28 years Is the amount of time The Mighty Blackburn Rovers have had there dominance of the tiny inferior inbreds that is Burnley, and well i dont think its going to change anytime soon cos well lets face it the dngles
arnt going to get promoted are they. And as for the cups there always knocked out before the good team in east Lancashire (blackburn) gets a chance to play them.

Your mums your dad, your dads your mum, your interbred your Burnley scum. 28 years and counting dingles its laugable.

Remember the flyover boys "'Staying down for ever - Love Rovers

by watty123456 October 31, 2007