Xbox Boyfriend

Someone you play xbox live with everyday for hours. During that time you have very deep conversations that you would not have with anybody else.

Cant wait for Cody to get on, hes my xbox boyfriend.

by The Model Citizen November 30, 2010

xbox one

the newest turd that microsoft shit out of thier asses.it makes the wii u look like a masterpiece. it is the one way to multitask. it is also nightquil. this is also so big that i will need to remodel my house to fit it through my front door. it is the new definition of shit.it is also full of fat cardinals.

i just took a xbox one in the bathroom. it might be a little stinky.please turn on the fan.

by bigpappatwigg May 30, 2013

The Xbox One

The Xbox One is when, during intercourse, the male party member takes a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of MtDew and empties them on the female partner as he climaxes.

Jeremy- I gave Sarah The Xbox One last night
Phil- Duuude! No way!

by AFluffyOwl November 24, 2014

Xbox cool

Someone who thinks they are hot shit on Xbox Live. They are either in an elite clan, friends with "pro" gamers, or just some douchebag who likes the sound of their own voice.

Douchington92 - Bro I fucked so many chicks at that party last night!
TypicalNerd87 - Quit trying to be xbox cool. If you fucked chicks and partied all the time you wouldn't be on xbox right now.

by AndyPandaBearHere October 29, 2011

xbox 360

a machine used to play halo 3 and watch movies

guy 1: i got a xbox 360 for my birthday.

Guy 2: cool lets go play some halo 3 and watch some movies

by redydfeyg December 17, 2014

xbox best friend

An Xbox best friend is someone that you may have met over Xbox. Their everything that makes you want to get on xbox everyday. Their just like your best friends in real friends, just online. They changed you in a way. You can't live without them and they can't live without you. You always play together and always have a good time. You have the same games and love playing together when they can. Your always excited when they are online. You can't be separated ever. They love you and you love them a lot. You can't picture life without them. Your glad that you met them and never want to lose each other.

I can't wait to get home from school and talk to all my Xbox best friends. I love them so much!

by Xbox Girl January 17, 2015

Xbox Live

A meeting place to see how many 12 years old's have fucked your mom.

12 year old 1 on Xbox Live: Dude you're such a fag, stop camping!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!

by Spaceship March 5, 2015