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How to drink waffles

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!
by Johnny bob999988885555 March 12, 2021
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blueberry waffle

a dirty nasty stinky cum infected over used vagina.
man that girls coochi looked like a blueberry waffle
by robtonytina January 2, 2012
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Buttered Waffle

Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face.
Jenna's face looks like a slippery chess board after I gave her a buttered waffle.
by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009
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cum waffle

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.
Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.
by shiionmadii February 22, 2011
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mr.wuffles

Mr.Wuffles is a Wuffle. A Wuffle is an odd type of bird that can speak. Wuffles will die if they eat vegatables. Mr.Wuffles is a gray Wuffle that resembles an owl. Despite his name, he is not married. He is not very smart and loves the number 7. If you ask him and math question, he will answer with 7! Mr.Wuffles is very nice and will not attack anyone unless they attack him first. If he is provoked by someone, his ears will flop back and forth, stopping when they are flipped all the way back. Then his ears will stay like that and he will become Suffle, who is basically Mr.Wuffles evil version. Suffle's only intent is to inflict harm upon anyone in his vicinity. Eventually, Suffle will go away and Mr.Wuffles will return to his happy old self. He Is only three years old.
by CUPCAKE WUFF June 11, 2020
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Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"
Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."
by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010
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Wafflessness

The state of not possessing any waffles.
Quinn's wafflessness was cured by a delicious platter of fresh blue waffles.
by King.Shlong April 12, 2011
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