Time Waster

A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.

A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.

They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.

If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.

In fact, quite the contrary.

I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.

by Shadie Jordie July 29, 2019

Megan Westerman

A skinny-fat jumped up little rat that shags who she can when she can. Typically the kind of person that will fuck your dad, your boyfriend, and try shag your little brother too.
Words commonly used to describe her;
Slag, Tramp, Whore, Druggy, Gold Digger.

She has the following attributes;
A vagina as wide as the Atlantic Ocean.
Teeth as yellow as a the sun,
A arsehole that looks like a typical opening to a cave.

Wow, that Megan Westerman is a jumped up sket that needs to die.

by RAgygygy November 12, 2019

Tyme-waster

Tyme-Wasters are a group of superior people who waste time. They don't attend school and live on Tyme Land. They love cows and are good at French.

Wow. Danielle is a Tyme-Waster.

Ew. You aren't a Tyme-Waster.

by cardi dyatlov September 14, 2020

The Western Four

a group of four variously REDACTED misfits who may or may not be gay

"The latest chapter of The Western Four tells us the backstory of Shawn: the town REDACTED"

by Plxmya_Venti June 28, 2021

Confidential waster

Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.

You know you can always count on me; I’m a confidential waster.

Last night a confidential waster saved my life.

by Clutz McGraw May 2, 2023

Kate-o-western

Kate-o-western is a type of girl who sort of looks like a monkey and talks like a sloppy fish. She identifes as a frying pan or sometimes a fishfinger.if you have a wee kate-o-western in ur sad depressed life well good for you. She has no friends apart from a T-Lave n a Toni Hallintons and she lobes them very much.

T-Lave: i love my kate-o-western
Toni Hallintons: no T-Lave kate-o-western is mine. Move

by Kate-o-western November 1, 2019

College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022