Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016

woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

woody bullger

Someone who is dumb and always asks dumb questions and needs a budussy check

A yo grant you are being a woody bullger as I speak

by Bdmsmcjsm September 12, 2021