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Merlin Wizard

Someone is a Merlin Wizard when they pretend to understand an inside joke.
Did you see Nick laughing at our inside joke?
Yeah, he's such a Merlin Wizard.
by Mgoo February 14, 2022
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vape wizard

A vape wizard being defined as someone who has far greater potential of a vape god.
by LilVG October 26, 2017
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Lot Wizard

A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.

Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.

If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.

Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 2, 2019
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Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.
Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.
by Boonzing May 26, 2011
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wizard hatting

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014
im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on
by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014
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Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020
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