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Blair Witch

something a woman is called when one or many simply dispise that woman's very exisitance
Tom: "Hey Rick, is that your ex"?
Rick: "Nah! It's just the fucking Blair Witch, let's roll."
by Goatcheez September 4, 2003
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witches couldron

verb - the proccess of "stirring" amounts of own excrement with/without other bodily fluids in the partners mouth with the penis.
"made a nasty cocktail in my witches couldron the outher night"
by swishrocski March 9, 2004
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Spic Witch

Often associated with Magical Witch-like Spanish people.
Hey Wyatt,lets burn that spic witch!
by RadicalPhish January 30, 2008
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witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
by Dave March 29, 2004
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Jizz Witch

Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.
CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH
by Mez Murray May 17, 2013
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Witch Cradle

Also known as "The Witch's Cradle", it is when someone is suspended in a bag from a tree by a rope and swung back and forth, causing hallucinations. This was used on people accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.
She was put in a Witch Cradle in an attempt to get her to confess she was a witch
by Nice Try October 1, 2018
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Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019
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