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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Javon Wims

A professional boxer in the NFL. Made his debut against a saints defense back by a name of Chauncey Gardner Johnson on Nov 1st 2020.
Javon wims is the definition of being related to Michael Thomas and Earl Thomas in practice. They fight each other when tempers get raised.
by Freewims November 2, 2020
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Hot wimp

Someone who can’t handle hot/spicy foods.
I’m a hot wimp because flaming Cheetos kick my butt.
by SpittyMacFlow November 27, 2020
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Hung Wimping

v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.
Marcella: Get it up.

Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.

Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
by BillBraskeysBallssweat April 21, 2021
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Cargo Wimp

A fat dirty ahh ranga with a huge stinkin green cargo breathe
That kid names ben poole is a massive cargo wimp with bunion’s on his nads
by Bigblackmeatycock69 July 28, 2022
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Taylor Wimpey

Dead end company, with management style and systems from the 1970’s
I wouldn’t bother with Taylor Wimpey
by Con-pat March 6, 2023
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Taylor Wimpey

Dead end company to work for, with out dated management style and system from the 1970’s
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