Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009

White Widow

A marvel superhero

"Have you read the new issue of Winter Guard? White Widow was awesome in it!"

by No1ander October 1, 2021

White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus

'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'

by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024

Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

Warzone widow

A girlfriend who used to be loved who had now lost her partner because he chose warzone over her

She used to be in a relationship with Dale but she's now a warzone widow

by Gamingwidow2022 November 26, 2022

Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended

Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender

by jackdewitt February 21, 2023

Widow to be

Someone’s who’s fiancé is not breathing anymore.

Jhon: How do you call someone whose fiancé dies?
Peter: widow to be?

by Luisft_r January 10, 2024