Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 27, 2020

Double Watson

When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.

"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"

by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 30, 2018

michael watson

a guy who pulls chodes in clubs with his bezzer ben shippy, ben shippy is a fucking stud though

Michael Watson Tv tonight

by championoftheslit December 09, 2013

Jolly Watson

A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.

After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.

by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022

Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 07, 2023

Watsoning

The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device

i'm watsoning so hard

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024