Woodie

Means that’s my britches

Hey woodie !!

by Realeast July 27, 2018

Woodie

A woodie is also know for a different name for a gun

"This guy is chatting bare shit, looks like man might need back this woodie."

by Bandobaby February 01, 2020

toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

by Collloser The Typer Boi March 06, 2022

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Toody Woody

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner

Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.

by Bozos&Gizmo November 29, 2024

work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew June 19, 2017

A Woody

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025