Windoze Waste

Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still unreleased operating system Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over Windows XP.

Man, those new computers come preloaded with Windoze Waste.

by Ptero-4 August 15, 2006

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

Wasted Sperm

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

waste of skin

a person who is useless and posesses no good qualitys or traits.

Dan King is a "waste of skin"

by 420smokitall December 28, 2008

wasting the sexy

the act of living with a criminally sexy man but not having sex with him despite ample opportunity.

I cannot believe Libby lives with a man that fine and is continuously wasting the sexy.

by cheryl April 13, 2005

Waste of nothing

A person that is a complete waste of nothing at all

guy 1:hey man
guy 2:hey
guy 1:whats up
guy 2:nothing
guy 1:man your such a waste of nothing
guy 2:yeah i know

by whatthefucklisp July 9, 2006

Shitty Wasted

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."

I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!

by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006