Vibe vulture

The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.

This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.

by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022

Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.

Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier

by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Vultures

You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.

Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025