velvet fog

When a man ejaculates into a fan. The resulting spray becomes a velvet fog... See also Velvet Ropes.
Immerse yourself in my Velvet Fog.
by natx December 09, 2013
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velvet-taco

Let's hit the pub to see if any gyro taco's show up!
by hydroponics May 28, 2003
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Red velvet

Girl-" I can't have sex tonight, I'm on period."
Ed-" Don't worry I like red velvet"
by Tinmock June 11, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

A "Velvet Hammer" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled muscle, typically from aggressive, consensual water sex.
Man, she got totally velvet hammered last night in the jetted tub.
by psoas September 20, 2009
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Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.
"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."
by The Master Dutch October 04, 2009
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Velvet blazer

The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.

Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?

Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
by Bickem October 15, 2008
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Pink Velvet

Slang for what pussy looks like. Used in response to hearing something nerdy or dorky, to imply they don’t know what pussy looks like.
You: sometimes I like to say Alohamura before an elevator door opens.
Friend: actually it’s pronounced Alohomora and it doesn’t open doors, it just unlocks them.
You: pink velvet.
by King of the Mod Wolves December 17, 2019
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