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The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.
Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.

Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?

Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.
by Bickem October 15, 2008
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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