Valenski

a tipless dick

"Oh my god my ex boyfriend had a total Valenski!"

by Fafmemmem May 24, 2013

vale

stupid, retarded, dumb

OMG you're soooo vale!

by layonme May 31, 2007

Vagetarian

A woman who masturbates using vegtables such as cucumbers, sqaush, and carrots.

"That bitch was such a vagetarian, you could make salad out of her pussy!"

by KKKarma_Killer September 7, 2009

Valenfuck

Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.

"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"

by Dirty Rachel. February 7, 2009

Valente

a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage

I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente

by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009

valen-texting

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

by getitdude February 13, 2009

valendate

A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.

"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."

by j01101010 February 19, 2007