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Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.
I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.
by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
by Joseph5 June 20, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.
"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"
by Cyclops July 22, 2015
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urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.
i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!
by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
by Etymangler February 28, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A terrible website where people add definitions to their own name to please their lonely lives and 7th graders use to prove that they're 'cool'.
"Dude look at my name on Urban Dictionary!" cried the 12 year old
by eat_that_pussy445 March 31, 2017
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urBAN dictionary

The real way to read the name of this webiste
Guy 1: Do you know the website urban dictionary?
Guy 2: Its urBAN, not urban
by Pseudohacker February 22, 2021
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