Twoski

Twoski (noun): The contents of one's bowels. Too many brewskis have been known to lead to Twoskis.

AKA: Poop, shit, turds, deuce, butt nuggets,number 2, fish flakes, kids, load, pile, etc., ad nauseum.

1. Did you see the youtube video of the lady laying a twoski in the middle of the grocery store?

2. You guys see the size of that twoski?

3. After all that cheese, I gotta drop a mad twoski (see shitloaf)

4. The inferno flavor wings set me up for a burning twoski (see Montezuma's Revenge)

by Professor Twoski, PhD April 20, 2012

topshop princess

A person who buys their entire wardrobe from topman / Topshop usually on payday.

Eg look over there, it's Lockey he's a real Topshop princess

Look over there it's Lockey, yeah bro he's a Topshop princess

by Topshop-princess September 15, 2015

topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

by Bazingle June 15, 2017

high tops

rims that are in excess of 22"

Jamal got them high tops nigga!

by big money pimpin to the max April 4, 2005

Suger-tops

Brand new fesh white shoes.

"Yo, lets steal this niggaz Suger-tops yo!"
"Those are some fresh muffukkin Suger-tops."
"Yo, were are the Suger-tops up in this bitch?"
"Yo, ima bout to finna get some Suger-tops."

by new, Dirty Dog May 30, 2006

twomps

rims 20 inches or above

" man that Lac on sum serious twomps"

by JB_GRIMEY December 28, 2005

The Gruesome Twosome

Your two local goons at the gym. They are usually grunting and lifting allot of weight, most of the time they are yelling at each other allot. The pair tend to take allot of steroids and it is quite visible during their routine. They tend to draw attention to themselves on purpose either thought their loud demeanour or horrible odour.

Yo Frank look at ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ over there, way too much juice went into that pair.

by Ttooulias December 17, 2007