Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission

Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.

by allinyoass November 18, 2013

Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019

Turkish MF’er

A person that has a form for every request.

I just wanted a day off work and this Turkish MF’er told me to fill out a form.

by JSJ918 November 26, 2019

Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.

John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.

by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020