Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.

John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.

by Blyler69 June 24, 2019

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

tug of fuck

The place between giving a fuck or not giving a fuck.

The tug of fuck is real.

by tj24hours October 5, 2016

pp tug

when you go up to your guy friend and tug him by the weiner and causing a possible nut or ectionif you are lucky. Could as well lead to possible horniness

bro1 "hey bro!"
bro 2"hey what's u-*pp tugs bro* ooo what the fuck!"
bro 1 "dude...how do you feel?"

by AbandonedCoochie469 January 13, 2020

Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

Tug-a-chicken

When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.

Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.

by its_lady_kc August 28, 2019

Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult

Why you bein a furd tug?

by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011