Trucker Bomb

A plastic bottle that serves to contain human waste products, and that, through long exposure to intense sunlight, has swelled with vaporized liquids, particularly ammonia from the urine. Once a Trucker Bomb is driven over with a lawn mower or maintainence machine, the bomb "detonates", leaving the the operator and the machine covered in (usually hot) human waste products.

Make sure to load the roadway ditch full of trucker bombs before the county maintenance boys come through with their mower equipment.

by thbopper October 14, 2008

tracted

Focused. The opposite of distracted.

Did you see how tracted Debbie was at the lecture? The speaker really got her attention.

by rhondas56 February 8, 2009

Truckerfucker

1) Sombody who loses their virginity to a trucker (usually used to refer to a slut, mostly female).

2) A slut; whore.

3) Somebody who fucked a trucker.

Shut the hell up you sluty truckerfucker!

by tomcruiseisaduchejk November 1, 2010

pump truck

A promiscuous heavy set girl.

Did you see Dennis with that pump truck?

by robert foil May 28, 2007

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.

"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"

by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010

Trucker's Spa

One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.

"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"

by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007