Trouser Weiner

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

trouser nuke

A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.

Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!

by Dr. Rabbit October 5, 2007

Hobo Trout

A homeless slut. yep

Sometimes you need a fuck so you go look for some hobo trout who will screw for a ham sandwich.

by Griz October 30, 2004

Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Trouser

You wear them on your legs

Susan could not escape from her trouser prison

by Sticky Hands July 4, 2006

Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S July 20, 2008