myspace train

Myspace trains are tools used by scene kids in order to get massive numbers of friends. The members of the trains post bulletins that have links to add all of the other train riders.
Also, almost all of them have either the words "Glamour," "Perfection," "Aesthetic," or any combination of those words, and a few others, in their names.

"How the fuck does he have 24,000 friends on myspace?"

"Myspace trains."

also

"Aesthetic Perfection" "Perfectly Aesthetic" "Glamourous Perfection" "Glamorously Aesthetic Perfection" and so on.

by upstagedmassacre July 1, 2007

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

nigga train

A train full of baby dolls used to masturbate, once assembled, the train goes up your ass while saying:

"choochoo motherfucka" , "chachacha nigga" or "chakachaka pussy boi"

"finna go nigga train on you tonight!"

by allisonxbitch August 11, 2017

milf in training

a hott woman who happens to be pregnant

if Eva Lonoria was pregnant, she would be a "milf in training"

by kenny callinan March 28, 2008

Throw rocks at trains

Throwing rocks at trains is an acceptable alternative to engaging in mainstream activities on any given holiday due to your inability to properly participate for any reason. This is taken from Charlie and Mac's tradition in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia of throwing rocks at trains on Christmas.

I just found out my mom would sell herself to buy x-mas presents for me. Screw xmas, I'm going to go throw rocks at trains.

guy one: It's valentines day and we both are alone.. again. man this sucks.
guy two: yeah I guess we should go throw rocks at trains.. again.
fat girl: Can i come?
guys one and two: Uhhhh... no.

by lil shua March 2, 2011

Riding the Midnight Train to Slab City

Used to delicately explain that someone has died.

"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."

by jhahs44 October 20, 2008

Train

Something Bruno Mars would jump in front of.

I'd jump in front of a train for ya

by Gnar456654 April 18, 2011