traffic bitch

A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least 25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffice letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or female, is not necessarily talking on a cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their rear view mirror, but usually seems to find their way in front of you especially if they see that you are driving aggressively. A traffic bitch does not necessarily only appear in heavy traffic, but are usually the cause of traffic if they pull out in front of smooth moving traffic and drive at least 10 miles slower than the speed limit.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.

On the way home a traffic bitch cut me off in the far left-hand lane and allowed all the cars and trucks - that I had just passed - in front of him (and me) causing me another 30 minutes of traffic time so I was late to dinner; no amount of cursing or screaming or tailgating made the traffic bitch move any faster.

by JizzMyBizz May 27, 2008

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller June 13, 2006

pulling taffy

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

traffic

Usally, some computers get traffic. If your computer is connected to a network, it would get traffic from file transfers and new information. Zone alarm pro allows you to control traffic your computer is recieving, and also, block it off completely.

My computer was recieving uknown traffic.
I work at home, so i am connected to a network, and i recieve loads of traffic.

by k's May 23, 2005

Go play with traffic

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

by grogsy September 13, 2006

Traffic

A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )

Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.

by macspice May 23, 2011

taffy dick

when the penis is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy

Colin got taffy dick that bitch said!

by jesse mckinney October 25, 2003