Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

torpedo range

The distance semen travels over the female body.

Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.

by KangarooPanda March 17, 2017

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 6, 2022

Torpedo Loader

Slang for a gay slut who bottoms, common in the roblox Zeppelin Wars community.

"Did you hear Aqua talking about how many guys he's been with?"

"I know, he's a serious torpedo loader."

by ZeppelinWarsFan32 November 29, 2022

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.

Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.

by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019