tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

topo chico

A drink preferred by those of elderly or gay lifestyles. Sometimes both. It’s bubbly, tastes like dirt and and the Portuguese translation means “top of boy.” A favorite of individuals who have first names that rhyme with “Bon” Always enjoyed “pinky’s out.”

I don’t see how you drink Topo Chico . It tastes like dirt and it looks like homo water. Your guard sucks.

by JT supreme May 31, 2018

topsoil

A person who pretends to be loyal to somebody, but leaves when something else comes along.

User: "Someone needs to get this topsoil Adria out of here, she's so fake."

Other User: "I got this. Blocked and reported!"

Fam: "Go loyals!!"

by ohanafam April 12, 2015

Tomsob

A miserable fellow who does not enjoy the company of other people, and would rather sit in his room and drink cheap Sangria wine and beer. Comes from "Tom the S.O.B."

"You're such a Tomsob"

by HRC September 16, 2003

topshelfworth

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

toporek

Common noun variants:

A topowreck, the topowreckage - "After the topowreck, their whole project was in ruins."

Common verb variants:

to topork: "Doctors had to put him on a Paxil regimen, after having been publicly toporked twice this quarter."

Some regional and cultural variants:

South Philly Urban - "Yo, this sheet is TOPE, mutha fokka"

So Cali Surfer - "Dude, like, it just DAWNED on me! Groaty. Uncool, to the max."

Common noun variants:

A topowreck, the topowreckage - "After the toporek, their whole project was in ruins."

Common verb variants:

to toporek: "Doctors had to put him on a Paxil regimen, after having been publicly toporeked twice this quarter."

Some regional and cultural variants:

South Philly Urban - "Yo, this sheet is TOPE, mutha fokka"

So Cali Surfer - "Dude, like, it just toporeked on me! Groaty. Uncool, to the max."

by ddtp November 21, 2013