Topping The Sundae

The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.

I tried tossing the salad, but I ended up topping the sundae.

by Bud Mutt March 30, 2013

Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

Toppleable

an object with the quality of being able to be toppled

A lifeguard riding in a towel cart is clearly toppleable

by ethanchrist69 April 18, 2018

Topping's Tips

A common term among those in the POD industry, Topping's Tips is when you go on a live show on the internet (YouTube, Facebook Live, etc) and say as much random shit as you can. You can go from naming people's home addresses to telling stories about getting kidnapped by the Chinese mafia in a matter of minutes. A true classic move.

I'm gonna go all Topping's Tips on my Live today and tell a story about finding a super secret military base in North Korea that had the gates open and I just walked in.

by Anviste May 21, 2018

topsack

When your balls are above your penis

Lol you can’t speak you have topsack

by Rahtopsack October 14, 2020

toppler

n. Fiercely involved leader who wants to take action and remove oppressive institutions and the symbols of those ways. Sometimes statues are toppled: sometimes statutes.

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Rewrite the record! Change history! Bring on the toppler!

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021