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Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
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Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
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tomolo

literally 'tomorrow' if you're mentally retarded
See you tomolo KEKEEK LOLLERZ ^_^
by Biscram October 23, 2003
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tokoloshe

In African folklore, a mischievous and lascivious hairy dwarf.

Reputed to delight in causing pain and mischief, the tokoloshe is thwarted by ladders and unable to climb. Hence the use of raised sleeping platform to protect sleepers.

Tokoloshe is sometimes used as a pejorative term for a small man of African origin and furtive character.
"Have you seen the new security guard? Such a tokoloshe!"
by wintermute March 8, 2004
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tool warehouse

The god of all tools.
Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/
by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006
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Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.
"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."
by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009
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Tool

A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
That douche Justin Sartor is a total tool.
by The Ex :) March 23, 2010
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