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Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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Toothbrushing

Toothbrushing is when the female grinds her teeth against the penis, getting all of her teeth like a toothbrush.
You should toothbrush with Brian!
I heard Ellen was toothbrushing with Patrick.
by DaddyWiggles June 6, 2017
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Sushi Toothbrush

A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
by thatsatsumaman November 13, 2011
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tooter

a nickname for a vagina. It can sometimes be stinky if you are bad and hasty. It often refers to a kitten.
Baby, my tooter is stinky!
by Datruth July 6, 2012
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hooters tooters

something you would say in place of "goodbye" or "talk to you later" mainly used with males but also okay with females.
"thanks for the ride man, hooters tooters", kyle proclaimed
by Kyle McKenna May 13, 2005
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flute tooter

One who sucks the cock of another.
One who toots the skin flute
by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003
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tooter

Megan's boyfriend Jeremy is certainly a tooter, given his extreme love for her.
by Bearface March 1, 2005
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