Tool

1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)

2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.

1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!

Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.

2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.

by Maltese October 17, 2006

toolbart

Art made using toolbars.

Look at the awesome toolbart I made.

by MusicFan August 4, 2004

Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.

Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?

by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008

Tool Belt

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.

Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.

by KingPr0n October 26, 2004

Tool

Someone who isnt liked and has no friends and trys to spit game and trys to be cool

Rocco is a tool

by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

Tool Bag

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."

"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."

by Brandon T September 7, 2006