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little todger

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY
by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017
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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
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Brooke Tedder

A stupid ass bitch that doesn't know what the fuck she's doing 99.9% of the time. She will be lonely for the rest of her life. The only thing/person that kinda likes her is her dog. Is the biggest slut you'll ever meet.
Stop being such a Brooke Tedder you dumb hoe.
by HeatherRaeWright June 26, 2018
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Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
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Overgrown toddler

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
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Tablet Toddler

Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“
by Mckj May 4, 2022
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 2, 2023
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